I just read an article that clears up some confusing points about apostrophes. I wish I could say I’m pleased, but I’m not. I have a feeling I’m going to be cranky all day.
Here’s what’s bothering me: The author wants us to use the term pronomial pronouns. That’s supposed to help us remember a group of words that never get apostrophes: his, hers, yours, ours, theirs and its.
Why make apostrophes so complicated? I have a Ph.D. in English, and I can’t remember ever seeing the word pronomial before.
I’m going to suggest a much simpler way to learn how to use these pronouns. Here it is: Think about the word his. No apostrophe, right?
All these pronouns (his, hers, yours, ours, theirs and its) work the same way: no apostrophe.
These examples are correct:
That book is his, not hers.
The dog buried his bone.
The dog buried its bone.
His is the blue Subaru.
Ours is the blue Subaru.
If the wallet is his, he can claim it in the office.
If the wallet is yours, you can claim it in the office.
No apostrophes! Easy, isn’t it?